• Reviews

    Perilously Pale Rating System

    I struggle to accept ratings out of ten. How did you get that? What was your score based on? Was your one and only awarded point a pity point? Why only a 9 when 9 is so close to 10? I need context! As an aficionada in the arts of judging and complaining, I have compiled my very own Perilously Pale Product Rating System, a thorough and systematic method of scoring. It works on a score out of ten, where each point is awarded for meeting certain criteria that I consider to be important in a beauty product, not just willy-nilly. Is the product cruelty-free? The first thing I do…

  • About Me

    About Me

    What better way to begin a story than with an introduction? Hi, my name is Megan Smith, and while you may have guessed by the name of this blog that I spend a lot of my time indoors, there‚Äôs a lot more to me than just being perilously pale. In a strict descending order of no importance, here are a few things about me. The gist of it: I am a 21 year old from Johannesburg South Africa and I get a kick out of all things beauty related. Whether its skincare, makeup or hair products, I love the process of discovering new and exciting items to put to the…